Hey there,I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a while>< I’ve been super busy and I really want to thank those who’ve been by my sides all along.Thank you guys so much:)Hope you guys like this edition:)
NOTE:THIS IS BASED ON STEREOTYPES AND CAN BE MILDLY OFFENSIVE.TURN BACK NOW IF EASILY OFFENDED.
The twelve signs enter the park.They miraculously tolerate each other.Aries,Capricorn,Cancer and Gemini are one group,Taurus,Scorpio,Leo and Aquarius are another and Virgo,Pisces,Sagittarius and Libra are another team.
Aries:OMG I’M SO EXCITED IT’S A FREAKING THEME PARK LOOK THERE’S A ROLLER-COASTER OMGOMGOMG
Capricorn:*sniffs*what,it’s just a theme park.
Aries:IT’S NOT OMG HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE ASDSFGJKLL *spazzes*
Capricorn:*sighs*Come on,if we really want to take any rides,we gotta queue early.The early bird gets the worm!*fistpumps and smiles*
Gemini:*unknown*(has already ran away and is currently searching for hot people)
Taurus:*runs to the nearest food stand*OMG COTTON CANDY
Leo:*rolls eyes and start screaming*TAURUS YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MEMEMEME NOT COTTON CANDY
Aquarius:*miraculously ignores all the tension*Hey Taurus,get one for me too!OMG THIS PLACE IS LIKE HEAVEN I JUST WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON ALL OF THEM RIGHT SCORP OMGOMG.
Leo:Why don’t you take a ride on me?*winks*
Aquarius:I’ll love to,but I’ll save the best for the last.*winks back*
Scorpio:*explodes*THAT’S IT.STOP IT YOU GUYS.
I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW WHY ARE THE TWO OF YOU HAVING SUCH STRONG SEXUAL TENSION THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR.everyone stares at Scorpio in shock.
Taurus:*returns**waves one whole bucket of popcorn,three cotton candies*OMG OMG FOOD FOOD FOOD OMG OMG OMG *eats happily*
Leo:*licks cotton candy suggestively at Aquarius*
can we just don’t talk about the sexual tension between them anymore.*does more suggestive things that shall not be named*
Taurus:*happily eating and looking around the theme park in childlike wonder*
Libra:Hey guys,today is going to be such a wonderful day!
Virgo:Indeed,if no child was to barf on my shirt today,or no gruesome dirt are to seek residence on my shirt.
*everybody ignores Virgo*
Sagittarius:OMG I’M SO EXCITED OMG I CAN’T WAIT TO TAKE ALL THE RIDES I’M SURE TODAY WILL BE FANTASTIC*grins*
Pisces*dreams*maybe I’ll meet my true love today…
Libra:*smiling happily*Yay let’s go take a ride on that pretty castle thing I’M SURE IT’LL BE SUPER FUN
Sagittarius:It’s so boring.I want the screaming one.
Pisces:*dreams*It’s beautiful…maybe I’ll meet the one there…embracing me…
Virgo:You guys are just nincompoops or whatever.Good gracious,we should just stake out at the hotel or something and read a book.It’s way more hygienic than this place with it’s germs or whatever omg IS THAT FOOD ON THE GROUND OMG PEOPLE CAUTION DO NOT STEP ON IT I REPEAT DO NOT STEP ON IT
Libra:*forced smile*So guys….what do you wanna do?A more exciting but clean ride?A romantic one too?
Virgo:All rides are disgusting.
Sagittarius:Oh shut up,you’re disgusting you prude.
Virgo:*eyes bulges out*HOW DARE YOU YOU SHALL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH INVOLVING MULTIPLE VIRUSES PREFERABLY THE SWINE FLU FOR YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM A SWINE.
Libra:*sweats nervously*guys,chill alright.Come on,remember rainbows and unicorns.World peace alright.Let’s go sit the castle one,then we’ll take turns on the rides alright?
Virgo:*spews deep insults at Sagittarius*
Sagittarius:*spews horrifying profanities at Virgo*
Gemini:Hey there sexy,whatcha doing alone?*winks*
*dun dun dun dun….*
Scorpio:Waiting for you of course,what took you so long?*coy smile*
*hears distant screaming from two figures from afar*(presumably Virgo and Sagittarius but let’s not assume and make an ass out of u and me;)
Scorpio:Well well,things are getting heated up,aren’t they?
Gemini:Some one as hot as you will of course stir up some commotion.So,you wanna go and catch some rides?In fact,all kind of rides?*eyebrows action here*
Scorpio:*intense eye flirting*
Gemini:*intense eye sparks*
/and the two disappears…and seen on the more thrilling rides and reappear magically at the hotel entrance looking fairly disheveled
I think we know why from the rides.They ended up being sort of friends with benefits but in the end,they’ll probabky marry each other.Besides the sexual tension is just too much anyway./
Aries:OMG IT’S SO FUNNNNNN*screams and waves on the ride*
Capricorn:*looks at watch impatiently*This is not worth my money this ride is just plain horrible.
Aries:WHOA THAT WAS FUN WASN’T IT BEST RIDE OF MY LIFE
Capricorn:Why do you have to talk in caps all the time?
Aries:I DON’T KNOW IT’S A GOOD WAY TO SHOW I’M EXCITED ARE YOU EXCITED.
Capricorn:Erm…why not we sit a few more rides?
Aries:OMG YES YES YES LET’S TAKE THAT THAT AND THAT AND THAT LET’S GO YOU’RE MY NEW BFF
Capricorn:*blinks*Okay?*slowly smiles*Alright let’s go.Though you really need to calm down.
/and the two had great fun together,for Capricorn loosened up and Aries really helped.Aries had tons of fun-Capricorn offered many sensible advises that was super helpful like buckling the seat belts.Apparently,people could die from not buckling their seat belts.Aries-san is still very thankful for Capricorn and they are bfffffffffffffffffs now.Sort of./
Virgo:*stalks off and sits at a corner*
Sagittarius:*points a certain finger and ran off*
Libra:*shrugs and looks like about to collapse into tears*
Libra:*Looks up with teary eyes*yes,pisces?I know this trip sucks,I’m sorry.
Pisces:*smiles*Nope it’s fun!Why not we go to that castle thing,I wanna meet my special someone there!
Libra:OMG YOU AWESOME
Pisces:THANK YOU LEGGO
/and the two head over to that magical castle thingy and Pisces did meet the special someone…which let’s say the name starts with L and ends with A.They had a wonderful time(and Libra got what he/she wanted that sneaky fellow who seems so nice and manners but you do realise they got the ride they wanted in the end)and in a way,they’re one of the sweetest couple in the park./
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————Virgo:*tries not to cry*I hate this thing.I hate everyone they suck.
a cute person appears
Virgo:I’m sorry,but I really need some time alone now,and it is recommended you stay away from me.
Cancer:*puts an arm over Virgo and pats comfortingly*
Virgo:*stiffens but relaxes*Thanks.
/and the two sat there for a while,and talked for a while,well Virgo talked and Cancer listened,and then they didn’t play at the theme park.They went for a trip at the museum,planetarium and a mini gig.People.This is suppose to be a trip out to the theme park.You are supposed to spend time in the museum.Oh well,they made a sweet couple,with Virgo talking and offering smart quips and etc.,while Cancer cheered Virgo whenever they’re feeling down,and basically just whatever lovey dovey thing/
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————/can we don’t talk about Aquarius and Leo-they’re opposites but strangely they got together well for that day and too well in fact.They took the most rides out of the rest and had the most fun,though they remained friends.Very very very good friends.Both agreed that they are too different to be together,but let’s just say that the occasional hotel is necessary./
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we’re left with Taurus and Sagittarius
Taurus:*munching on the five hundredth food*
Sagittarius:*spewing vulgarities everywhere*F*CK VIRGO.THAT BLOODY PRAT.GOSH.
Taurus: channeling hippy and Libra Yo man,chilllllllll
Sagittarius:HOW CAN I CHILL WHEN THAT BLOODY PRICK IS IN THIS PLACE HUH TELL ME HOW CAN I CHILL
Taurus:Man,have a cotton candy.They’re sweet.
Taurus:*grin getting a little forced*
Sagittarius:Wow.Thanks.That’s like the nicest thing anyone has done for me.
Taurus:*grins* no problem!
Sagittarius:*smiles*wanna go sit on some rides?
/and the two wandered off and sat on rides and ate food and had fun and became best friends and blah blah blah.However,Taurus got sick from eating too much and Sagittarius cheered them up with their everlasting optimism and stayed with them until they got well.Ah.What beautiful friendship./
Note:This does not affect future stories or whatever you call this thing is I might write.For example,two signs might be a couple in this story but in the future,everything is new.Everybody starts afresh.Hopefully you shipped some of them in this story and if you do,comment and I’ll see how I can fit them in in future stories:)If not,comment to tell me how I can improve^^.Oooh yea,this is a relatively mild and flirty story but in the future,it may involve nemesis and etc.Or family relations.Byeeeee:D