At the Theme Park

Hey there,I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a while>< I’ve been super busy and I really want to thank those who’ve been by my sides all along.Thank you guys so much:)Hope you guys like this edition:)

NOTE:THIS IS BASED ON STEREOTYPES AND CAN BE MILDLY OFFENSIVE.TURN BACK NOW IF EASILY OFFENDED.

The twelve signs enter the park.They miraculously tolerate each other.Aries,Capricorn,Cancer and Gemini are one group,Taurus,Scorpio,Leo and Aquarius are another and Virgo,Pisces,Sagittarius and Libra are another team.

Aries:OMG I’M SO EXCITED IT’S A FREAKING THEME PARK LOOK THERE’S A ROLLER-COASTER OMGOMGOMG

Capricorn:*sniffs*what,it’s just a theme park.

Aries:IT’S NOT OMG HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE ASDSFGJKLL *spazzes*

Cancer:*blinks*

Capricorn:*sighs*Come on,if we really want to take any rides,we gotta queue early.The early bird gets the worm!*fistpumps and smiles*

Aries:*blinks*

Cancer:*blinks*

Gemini:*unknown*(has already ran away and is currently searching for hot people)

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Taurus:*runs to the nearest food stand*OMG COTTON CANDY

Leo:*rolls eyes and start screaming*TAURUS YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MEMEMEME NOT COTTON CANDY

Scorpio:*sulks*

Aquarius:*miraculously ignores all the tension*Hey Taurus,get one for me too!OMG THIS PLACE IS LIKE HEAVEN I JUST WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON ALL OF THEM RIGHT SCORP OMGOMG.

Scorpio:*sulks*

Leo:Why don’t you take a ride on me?*winks*

Aquarius:I’ll love to,but I’ll save the best for the last.*winks back*

Scorpio:*explodes*THAT’S IT.STOP IT YOU GUYS.I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW WHY ARE THE TWO OF YOU HAVING SUCH STRONG SEXUAL TENSION THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR.everyone stares at Scorpio in shock.

Scorpio:Sorry.*sulks*

-silence-

Taurus:*returns**waves one whole bucket of popcorn,three cotton candies*OMG OMG FOOD FOOD FOOD OMG OMG OMG *eats happily*

Scorpio:*takes one**sulks*

Leo:*licks cotton candy suggestively at Aquarius*

Aquarius:can we just don’t talk about the sexual tension between them anymore.*does more suggestive things that shall not be named*

Scorpio:*disappears*

Taurus:*happily eating and looking around the theme park in childlike wonder*

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Libra:Hey guys,today is going to be such a wonderful day!

Virgo:Indeed,if no child was to barf on my shirt today,or no gruesome dirt are to seek residence on my shirt.

*everybody ignores Virgo*

Sagittarius:OMG I’M SO EXCITED OMG I CAN’T WAIT TO TAKE ALL THE RIDES I’M SURE TODAY WILL BE FANTASTIC*grins*

Pisces*dreams*maybe I’ll meet my true love today…

Libra:*smiling happily*Yay let’s go take a ride on that pretty castle thing I’M SURE IT’LL BE SUPER FUN

Sagittarius:It’s so boring.I want the screaming one.

Pisces:*dreams*It’s beautiful…maybe I’ll meet the one there…embracing me…

Virgo:You guys are just nincompoops or whatever.Good gracious,we should just stake out at the hotel or something and read a book.It’s way more hygienic than this place with it’s germs or whatever omg IS THAT FOOD ON THE GROUND OMG PEOPLE CAUTION DO NOT STEP ON IT I REPEAT DO NOT STEP ON IT

Libra:*forced smile*So guys….what do you wanna do?A more exciting but clean ride?A romantic one too?

Virgo:All rides are disgusting.

Sagittarius:Oh shut up,you’re disgusting you prude.

Virgo:*eyes bulges out*HOW DARE YOU YOU SHALL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH INVOLVING MULTIPLE VIRUSES PREFERABLY THE SWINE FLU FOR YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM A SWINE.

Libra:*sweats nervously*guys,chill alright.Come on,remember rainbows and unicorns.World peace alright.Let’s go sit the castle one,then we’ll take turns on the rides alright?

Pisces:*still dreaming*

Virgo:*spews deep insults at Sagittarius*

Sagittarius:*spews horrifying profanities at Virgo*

Libra:*melt down*

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Gemini:Hey there sexy,whatcha doing alone?*winks*

*dun dun dun dun….*

Scorpio:Waiting for you of course,what took you so long?*coy smile*

*hears distant screaming from two figures from afar*(presumably Virgo and Sagittarius but let’s not assume and make an ass out of u and me;)

Scorpio:Well well,things are getting heated up,aren’t they?

Gemini:Some one as hot as you will of course stir up some commotion.So,you wanna go and catch some rides?In fact,all kind of rides?*eyebrows action here*

Scorpio:*intense eye flirting*

Gemini:*intense eye sparks*

Scorpio:Sure*winks*

/and the two disappears…and seen on the more thrilling rides and reappear magically at the hotel entrance looking fairly disheveled I think we know why from the rides.They ended up being sort of friends with benefits but in the end,they’ll probabky marry each other.Besides the sexual tension is just too much anyway./

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Aries:OMG IT’S SO FUNNNNNN*screams and waves on the ride*

Capricorn:*looks at watch impatiently*This is not worth my money this ride is just plain horrible.

Cancer:*Disappeared*

ride ends

Aries:WHOA THAT WAS FUN WASN’T IT BEST RIDE OF MY LIFE

Capricorn:Why do you have to talk in caps all the time?

Aries:I DON’T KNOW IT’S A GOOD WAY TO SHOW I’M EXCITED ARE YOU EXCITED.

Capricorn:No.

Aries:OKAY.

*silence*

Capricorn:Erm…why not we sit a few more rides?

Aries:OMG YES YES YES LET’S TAKE THAT THAT AND THAT AND THAT LET’S GO YOU’RE MY NEW BFF

Capricorn:*blinks*Okay?*slowly smiles*Alright let’s go.Though you really need to calm down.

/and the two had great fun together,for Capricorn loosened up and Aries really helped.Aries had tons of fun-Capricorn offered many sensible advises that was super helpful like buckling the seat belts.Apparently,people could die from not buckling their seat belts.Aries-san is still very thankful for Capricorn and they are bfffffffffffffffffs now.Sort of./

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Virgo:*stalks off and sits at a corner*

Sagittarius:*points a certain finger and ran off*

Libra:*shrugs and looks like about to collapse into tears*

Pisces:*blinks*Hey.

Libra:*Looks up with teary eyes*yes,pisces?I know this trip sucks,I’m sorry.

Pisces:*smiles*Nope it’s fun!Why not we go to that castle thing,I wanna meet my special someone there!

Libra:OMG REALLY

Pisces:REALLY

Libra:OMG YOU AWESOME

Pisces:THANK YOU LEGGO

/and the two head over to that magical castle thingy and Pisces did meet the special someone…which let’s say the name starts with L and ends with A.They had a wonderful time(and Libra got what he/she wanted that sneaky fellow who seems so nice and manners but you do realise they got the ride they wanted in the end)and in a way,they’re one of the sweetest couple in the park./

——————————————————————————————————————————————————————Virgo:*tries not to cry*I hate this thing.I hate everyone they suck.

a cute person appears

Cancer:*blinks*

Virgo:I’m sorry,but I really need some time alone now,and it is recommended you stay away from me.

Cancer:*blinks*

Cancer:*puts an arm over Virgo and pats comfortingly*

Virgo:*stiffens but relaxes*Thanks.

Cancer:*smiles*

Virgo:*smiles*

/and the two sat there for a while,and talked for a while,well Virgo talked and Cancer listened,and then they didn’t play at the theme park.They went for a trip at the museum,planetarium and a mini gig.People.This is suppose to be a trip out to the theme park.You are supposed to spend time in the museum.Oh well,they made a sweet couple,with Virgo talking and offering smart quips and etc.,while Cancer cheered Virgo whenever they’re feeling down,and basically just whatever lovey dovey thing/

——————————————————————————————————————————————————————/can we don’t talk about Aquarius and Leo-they’re opposites but strangely they got together well for that day and too well in fact.They took the most rides out of the rest and had the most fun,though they remained friends.Very very very good friends.Both agreed that they are too different to be together,but let’s just say that the occasional hotel is necessary./

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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we’re left with Taurus and Sagittarius

Taurus:*munching on the five hundredth food*

Sagittarius:*spewing vulgarities everywhere*F*CK VIRGO.THAT BLOODY PRAT.GOSH.

Taurus: channeling hippy and Libra Yo man,chilllllllll

Sagittarius:HOW CAN I CHILL WHEN THAT BLOODY PRICK IS IN THIS PLACE HUH TELL ME HOW CAN I CHILL

Taurus:Man,have a cotton candy.They’re sweet.

Sagittarius:*stares*

Taurus:*grins*

Sagittarius:*still stares*

Taurus:*grin getting a little forced*

Sagittarius:Wow.Thanks.That’s like the nicest thing anyone has done for me.

Taurus:*grins* no problem!

Sagittarius:*smiles*wanna go sit on some rides?

Taurus:OH.GAWD.YES.

/and the two wandered off and sat on rides and ate food and had fun and became best friends and blah blah blah.However,Taurus got sick from eating too much and Sagittarius cheered them up  with their everlasting optimism and stayed with them until they got well.Ah.What beautiful friendship./

The end

Note:This does not affect future stories or whatever you call this thing is I might write.For example,two signs might be a couple in this story but in the future,everything is new.Everybody starts afresh.Hopefully you shipped some of them in this story and if you do,comment and I’ll see how I can fit them in in future stories:)If not,comment to tell me how I can improve^^.Oooh yea,this is a relatively mild and flirty story but in the future,it may involve nemesis and etc.Or family relations.Byeeeee:D

 

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WHEN THE SIGNS WIN THE LOTTERY

ARIES

*screams in joy,pride and passion**does a weird dance**do it some more*OMG OMG I’M TELLING YOU I’M THE MOST LUCKIEST PERSON ON EARTH.YES I’M LUCKIER THAN YOU,YOU AND YOU.LIKE A BOSS BABY.*does weird dance again**runs around the whole block screaming*I’m going to buy a car,a flat,no a mansion,and a servant.Oh I also want the newest game console and that cool thingy and that too.I also want…*and it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and…*They would probably spend it on a car,or something luxurious.

TAURUS

*tiptoes around to keep the money**Saves all the money and not tell anyone*They probably would only spent it on their loved ones.

GEMINI

*pauses**looks again*  OMG I JUST WON THE LOTTERY OMG I MUST TELL MY AUNT MY MOM MY SISTER MY COUSIN MY GRANDMOTHER MY GRANDFATHER OH AND I MUSN’T FORGET MY BOSS AND MY FRIEND CHARLIE DID I MISS ANYONE OMG I THINK I DID OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG *calls everyone they know* They would probably end up spending their money treating people(maybe you shouldn’t tell so many people,Gemini,eh?;))or spending it on their favourite technology or items.

CANCER

*angelic smile on face**silence**crying* “OMG Cancer what are you doing?!Why are you even crying?!” “I JUST CAN’T.” *PROCEEDS TO CRY EVEN MORE(hopefully in joy) They would ,like Taurus,spend it on their loved ones,or to decorate their home,and they may save it up.

LEO

*flicks hair*Of course.I’m the gifted and the luckiest person on earth,what do you expect? PEASANT.*struts off and boast to everyone* Leos are one of the most generous people,hence,they would probably spend it on charity,or sharing with others.

VIRGO

*Takes out spectacles**double check every number**triple check each number**make sure ticket isn’t fake**make sure date is right**pause* OMG.WHAT IS THIS.OMG.OMG.OMG.*daze for five million years* *then SCREAMMMMMMM* YAYYYYY OMG I’M GOING TO BUY A BRAND NEW CAR ,OR MAYBE I SHOULD RENOVATE MY HOUSE.I NEED CLASSES TOO,AND MAYBE I COULD QUIT MY JOB OMG,no I need to spend it wisely.*starts to plan* Virgos are meticulous and hence would probably start planning on how to spend the money.However,most of the time they just end up saving the money,but unlike Taurus,they would probably only spend it on the really really important ones in their life.

LIBRA

*sweats*Oh no… This is going to be the toughest decision in my life.How am I going to spend this?On a car?On a brand new video game?On yoga classes?On my family?On my house?Or invest it? Or…*proceeds to sit there and utter a million things they can spend on*Libras are indecisive,however,fret not.Libras,who are very sociable,would probably spend it on entertaining themselves and friends,or on themselves.

SCORPIO

*rubs hands*Good.Now I can carry out the revenge plan I have in my mind.*smiles and cackles*A scorpio would probably be very calm when they hear the news,although they would be in a good mood the whole day(or at least better than usual).They would save it up for a rainy day,or spend it on their loved ones,or use it to execute*coughs*some plans.

SAGITTARIUS

*SCREAMS AND RUNS AROUND LIKE A WILD AND CRAZY KID SCREAMING OMG FOR FIVE HUNDRED MILLION YEARS* *CALLS FRIENDS* GUYS WE’RE HAVING A PARTAYYYY Sagittarius are one of the most fun and generous friends you can ever have.They will immediately throw a party or go out and socialise with others.The rest of the money would probably be spent on buying more lottery tickets:P

CAPRICORN

*nods*Indeed,this is the time to change more fortune.*plans and becomes the world richest person in about,let’s see,one minute*Capricorns are shrewd and clever.They would spend half on it on investments,and the rest one their property,loved ones and savings.

AQUARIUS

*breaks into a dance move that can only be described as.Weird.*Oh yeah oh yeah *pelvic thrust* I won!*waves hand in the air*NOW I CAN STOP WORKING AND START ON MY PROJECT WHICH WOULD PROBABLY REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD.NO IMMA TRAVEL THE WORLDDD.Aquarius are explorers and they would probably spend it on a noble cause,or travelling around the world.They’re also cquirky and you’ll never know what they might spend on next.

PISCES

*tears in eyes* *hugs everyone they see* *sees beggar* *have existentialist crisis* Omg.He’s so poor and I’m like so rich now.How can I do this?What is this world going to?The rich are getting richer,while the poor are just peasants.*pauses*Okay bye. “Pisces!” Fine.*Donates a few dollars to the man* Okay bye. Okay,Pisces are not that heartless.They would share their wealth with a myriad of people ,especially the needy and they would buy more lottery tickets with it:P

Long time no see;)

I’m so sorry I haven’t been posting anything often><Am updating many many new posts for you guys now:)I’m trying out a new type of post-where I would create a story in where signs would interact with one another.I saw this on some blogs and I thought it was a pretty cool idea:D Hope you guys would like it;)

SO SORRY

Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t update for like weeks.__.I guess procrastination got the better out of me.T.T

Thanks guys for still sticking by this blog even though it has been dead for idk how long but really,thank you for still being with me:’).

I’m posting one about the signs winning the lottery and probably another about the signs going to the theme park:/I shall just go with the flow.

Alright,HAVE A GOOD DAY!:D

THE SIGNS AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

ARIES

*jabs at remote violently* DIE FOE DIE AND BURN AND DIE AND BURNNNNNNN.

TAURUS

I’m hungry.*grabs popcorn*-plays for fifteen minutes-*popcorn runs out*”Damn.Stop doing this to me food.”*grabs random snacks*REPEAT CYCLE”

GEMINI

“WOOO-LOOK-AT-THIS-THING-IS-THAT-A-GUN-NO-IT’S-A-ZOMBIE-“*random shooting*”WAIT-THAT’S-MY-TEAMMATE-SORRY-DUDE-“*goes on shooting randomly while uttering pew pew pew pew pew.*

CANCER

“Omg.This is…omg did I just kill a zombie?Omg.Omg.OMG I JUST KILLED SOMEONE.”Erm,you’re suppose to?*huddles into a ball and retreat into a corner*”I’m scarred...for life.…”*rocks wildly back and forth*

LEO

“LET ME SHOW YOU WHO’S THE BOSS PEASANTS”*proceeds to shower the enemy with a million bullets while cackling evilly*

VIRGO

*silence*”Die bitch.**continue playing in silence*”DIEEEEE.”*resume playing silently*

LIBRA

“I’m going to capture the cutest pokemon EVER~”Erm…shouldn’t you capture something more powerful instead?“Oh.Let me tell you a secret.”*huddles close*”It’s power…is in it’s cuteness.”*squeals and fangirls over the pokemon*

SCORPIO

*laughs evilly**plays and shoots somemore**giggles at sight of blood**continue playing**silence*”OMG DID I JUST GOT KILLED.”*silence*”YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS USER wallop10248 YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS”*and starts planning an elaborate revenge plan consisting of stalking and finding out the real identity and the country and the address and the preferences of the user and the-*

SAGITTARIUS

“OMG THIS IS SO FUN.”*SHOOTS*”WEEEEE I JUST GOT KILLED YAY I’M SO GOING TO HEAVEN.”*prances around before going back to the game.*

CAPRICORN

*rubs hand*”We’ll need a plan before we play the game.First,I need to make sure that my ammo is ready and I have enough of it.Now,I need to make sure that I know the weakness of the character and the weakness of my enemy.Then,I need to know my strengths and the foe’s strengths.Furthermore,I need to be sure where all the ambush spots are.Plus,I need a test run.Oh-“OR*plays for a while*”This is boring and a waste of time.”*heads off to do other stuff*

AQUARIUS

*plays*”cool what’s that function.”*presses*BOOM*silence*”I think I just exploded my Baltoy.”*silence*”OMG THAT’S SO COOL I WANNA DO IT AGAIN! AGAIN!AGAIN!”*proceeds to hunt down more pokemon just to try out that skill*

PISCES

“What?You want me to play that video game?”*tries out**shoots and kills a few zombies*”It’s kinda cool.”*continues*In the end…Pisces is caught up on the game and has been stuck on the computer of idk how long…”Day 241,Surviving on crisps and instant noodles.Has killed a total of 1926448103703 zombies so far.”

Weeee

Yay:D Finally completed the first sets of my astrology posts:)I’m not sure what I’ll make next,currently having the idea of making what the signs would do after winning the lottery/losing the lottery but oh well~It’s the holiday over here I probably can update often and *dreams*I’m going to try and update tomorrow too:) I MUST NOT BE LAZYYYYY >;<

LYRICS FOR THE SIGNS

PISCES

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Christina Perri (A Thousand Years)

Pisces are romantic and dreamy, like Cancers but they are less reserved. They dare to speak out about their love and their feelings, and are very empathetic.They are artistic too, and can be playful and fun.However, , don’t underestimate them.They can be one of the most wisest, and beautiful being you can ever meet.