WHEN THE SIGNS WIN THE LOTTERY

ARIES

*screams in joy,pride and passion**does a weird dance**do it some more*OMG OMG I’M TELLING YOU I’M THE MOST LUCKIEST PERSON ON EARTH.YES I’M LUCKIER THAN YOU,YOU AND YOU.LIKE A BOSS BABY.*does weird dance again**runs around the whole block screaming*I’m going to buy a car,a flat,no a mansion,and a servant.Oh I also want the newest game console and that cool thingy and that too.I also want…*and it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and…*They would probably spend it on a car,or something luxurious.

TAURUS

*tiptoes around to keep the money**Saves all the money and not tell anyone*They probably would only spent it on their loved ones.

GEMINI

*pauses**looks again*  OMG I JUST WON THE LOTTERY OMG I MUST TELL MY AUNT MY MOM MY SISTER MY COUSIN MY GRANDMOTHER MY GRANDFATHER OH AND I MUSN’T FORGET MY BOSS AND MY FRIEND CHARLIE DID I MISS ANYONE OMG I THINK I DID OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG *calls everyone they know* They would probably end up spending their money treating people(maybe you shouldn’t tell so many people,Gemini,eh?;))or spending it on their favourite technology or items.

CANCER

*angelic smile on face**silence**crying* “OMG Cancer what are you doing?!Why are you even crying?!” “I JUST CAN’T.” *PROCEEDS TO CRY EVEN MORE(hopefully in joy) They would ,like Taurus,spend it on their loved ones,or to decorate their home,and they may save it up.

LEO

*flicks hair*Of course.I’m the gifted and the luckiest person on earth,what do you expect? PEASANT.*struts off and boast to everyone* Leos are one of the most generous people,hence,they would probably spend it on charity,or sharing with others.

VIRGO

*Takes out spectacles**double check every number**triple check each number**make sure ticket isn’t fake**make sure date is right**pause* OMG.WHAT IS THIS.OMG.OMG.OMG.*daze for five million years* *then SCREAMMMMMMM* YAYYYYY OMG I’M GOING TO BUY A BRAND NEW CAR ,OR MAYBE I SHOULD RENOVATE MY HOUSE.I NEED CLASSES TOO,AND MAYBE I COULD QUIT MY JOB OMG,no I need to spend it wisely.*starts to plan* Virgos are meticulous and hence would probably start planning on how to spend the money.However,most of the time they just end up saving the money,but unlike Taurus,they would probably only spend it on the really really important ones in their life.

LIBRA

*sweats*Oh no… This is going to be the toughest decision in my life.How am I going to spend this?On a car?On a brand new video game?On yoga classes?On my family?On my house?Or invest it? Or…*proceeds to sit there and utter a million things they can spend on*Libras are indecisive,however,fret not.Libras,who are very sociable,would probably spend it on entertaining themselves and friends,or on themselves.

SCORPIO

*rubs hands*Good.Now I can carry out the revenge plan I have in my mind.*smiles and cackles*A scorpio would probably be very calm when they hear the news,although they would be in a good mood the whole day(or at least better than usual).They would save it up for a rainy day,or spend it on their loved ones,or use it to execute*coughs*some plans.

SAGITTARIUS

*SCREAMS AND RUNS AROUND LIKE A WILD AND CRAZY KID SCREAMING OMG FOR FIVE HUNDRED MILLION YEARS* *CALLS FRIENDS* GUYS WE’RE HAVING A PARTAYYYY Sagittarius are one of the most fun and generous friends you can ever have.They will immediately throw a party or go out and socialise with others.The rest of the money would probably be spent on buying more lottery tickets:P

CAPRICORN

*nods*Indeed,this is the time to change more fortune.*plans and becomes the world richest person in about,let’s see,one minute*Capricorns are shrewd and clever.They would spend half on it on investments,and the rest one their property,loved ones and savings.

AQUARIUS

*breaks into a dance move that can only be described as.Weird.*Oh yeah oh yeah *pelvic thrust* I won!*waves hand in the air*NOW I CAN STOP WORKING AND START ON MY PROJECT WHICH WOULD PROBABLY REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD.NO IMMA TRAVEL THE WORLDDD.Aquarius are explorers and they would probably spend it on a noble cause,or travelling around the world.They’re also cquirky and you’ll never know what they might spend on next.

PISCES

*tears in eyes* *hugs everyone they see* *sees beggar* *have existentialist crisis* Omg.He’s so poor and I’m like so rich now.How can I do this?What is this world going to?The rich are getting richer,while the poor are just peasants.*pauses*Okay bye. “Pisces!” Fine.*Donates a few dollars to the man* Okay bye. Okay,Pisces are not that heartless.They would share their wealth with a myriad of people ,especially the needy and they would buy more lottery tickets with it:P

THE SIGNS AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

ARIES

*jabs at remote violently* DIE FOE DIE AND BURN AND DIE AND BURNNNNNNN.

TAURUS

I’m hungry.*grabs popcorn*-plays for fifteen minutes-*popcorn runs out*”Damn.Stop doing this to me food.”*grabs random snacks*REPEAT CYCLE”

GEMINI

“WOOO-LOOK-AT-THIS-THING-IS-THAT-A-GUN-NO-IT’S-A-ZOMBIE-“*random shooting*”WAIT-THAT’S-MY-TEAMMATE-SORRY-DUDE-“*goes on shooting randomly while uttering pew pew pew pew pew.*

CANCER

“Omg.This is…omg did I just kill a zombie?Omg.Omg.OMG I JUST KILLED SOMEONE.”Erm,you’re suppose to?*huddles into a ball and retreat into a corner*”I’m scarred...for life.…”*rocks wildly back and forth*

LEO

“LET ME SHOW YOU WHO’S THE BOSS PEASANTS”*proceeds to shower the enemy with a million bullets while cackling evilly*

VIRGO

*silence*”Die bitch.**continue playing in silence*”DIEEEEE.”*resume playing silently*

LIBRA

“I’m going to capture the cutest pokemon EVER~”Erm…shouldn’t you capture something more powerful instead?“Oh.Let me tell you a secret.”*huddles close*”It’s power…is in it’s cuteness.”*squeals and fangirls over the pokemon*

SCORPIO

*laughs evilly**plays and shoots somemore**giggles at sight of blood**continue playing**silence*”OMG DID I JUST GOT KILLED.”*silence*”YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS USER wallop10248 YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS”*and starts planning an elaborate revenge plan consisting of stalking and finding out the real identity and the country and the address and the preferences of the user and the-*

SAGITTARIUS

“OMG THIS IS SO FUN.”*SHOOTS*”WEEEEE I JUST GOT KILLED YAY I’M SO GOING TO HEAVEN.”*prances around before going back to the game.*

CAPRICORN

*rubs hand*”We’ll need a plan before we play the game.First,I need to make sure that my ammo is ready and I have enough of it.Now,I need to make sure that I know the weakness of the character and the weakness of my enemy.Then,I need to know my strengths and the foe’s strengths.Furthermore,I need to be sure where all the ambush spots are.Plus,I need a test run.Oh-“OR*plays for a while*”This is boring and a waste of time.”*heads off to do other stuff*

AQUARIUS

*plays*”cool what’s that function.”*presses*BOOM*silence*”I think I just exploded my Baltoy.”*silence*”OMG THAT’S SO COOL I WANNA DO IT AGAIN! AGAIN!AGAIN!”*proceeds to hunt down more pokemon just to try out that skill*

PISCES

“What?You want me to play that video game?”*tries out**shoots and kills a few zombies*”It’s kinda cool.”*continues*In the end…Pisces is caught up on the game and has been stuck on the computer of idk how long…”Day 241,Surviving on crisps and instant noodles.Has killed a total of 1926448103703 zombies so far.”

LYRICS FOR THE SIGNS

SAGITTARIUS

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One Direction (Live while we’re young)

Sagittarius is the most optimistic and enthusiastic signs of all.They can make you laugh, make you fall in love with them, and make you smile through the most difficult ordeals.This sign is a special one, and rebounds back readily and happily, everytime they fall down.